To lighten things a bit: Humour

ON A CRIMINAL LAWYER

A famous criminal lawyer, quite a dislikable fellow actually, once created quite a stir when he went on dharna on some self-righteous grounds. The opposing camp ravaged the premises where he was on dharna and assaulted him grievously.

“The rascals clutched at my testicles!” he complained bitterly to the press.

Noting the incident my friend remarked :

“Have you seen his offspring? If you see his offspring, you’d wish they’d clutched at it earlier!”


DEFT DEFINITIONS:

Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should actually give back!

Economist: An economist is a person who knows more about money than the one who has it.

Etymologist: An etymologist is one who knows the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist.

Psychiatrist: A person to whom you pay $100 an hour to squeal on your mother.



THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PSYCHOTIC AND A NEUROTIC:

A psychotic thinks 2 + 2 = 5! A neurotic ‘knows’ that 2 + 2 = 4 but ‘Hates it!’



Overheard:

A schizophrenic telling his doctor :

“I hear voices Doctor!! It says that you are charging too much !!”